2024
Gallagher Cup
2024
Meet the Captains and the Teams for 2024!
Team Timmy
Captain Tim Gallagher
Career Record: 6-2-0
WOOOO! ⌚ Let me tell ya somethin’ about TIM!
The Rolex wearin’, 3-wood swingin’, putt makin’, pressure takin’,
Jetplane flyin’, 🛩️ Steakhouse-dinin’, kiss-stealin’, green-readin’
…. 🐿️ 🐿️ SQUIRREL!🐿️ 🐿️
CAPTAIN of the team!
And when TIM steps on the tee?
Although sometimes he hits a WHEEEE… The fairways part, the putts drop, and the W walks itself to the scoreboard!
WHOOO!👑
Andrew "Drew" Ginter
Career Record: 4-4-0
Sippin' Gin and laughin’ with ease, 🍸
Big grizzly bear,🐻 bombin’ drives like a breeze.
Never in a rush, always in control,
Hits it long, always fun, always on a roll.
Gin in hand, swingin' smooth, no stress,
Drew’s the one you want, no need to impress.
Cause Drew’s rollin’ with that Gin and Juice! 🍾
Mitch "Catfish" Scolaro
Career Record: 0-0-0
They call him Catfish, wild off the tee,
Wears a cape—with nothing underneath. 🦸♂️
Talks big game, hits it loud,
Flips the script and stuns the crowd.
From flop shots to bold bravado,
He’s got more flash than a Vegas motto.
Champion flair with zero toga—
He’s the fearless, bare-chested The Pride of NEOGA. 🏌️♂️
Matt "Poles" Deano
Career Record: 3-5-0
🎪Step right up for the man of the hour—Deano the ringmaster, thin legs, big power!
With limbs like flagpoles and a swing full of spice,
He’ll slice it so hard you’d swear it’s on ice.
A hundred-yard fairway? He’ll miss it with flair,
His ball’s got a passport—it’s never still there!
But don’t be fooled by that wild ol’ flight,
He’s the ringmaster, baby, and he runs this sh!t tight! 🏆
Team Paddy Gs
Captain Pat Gallagher
Career Record: 5-3-0
They call him Paddy—our fearless lead,
Stubby little fingers, but built for speed.
He crushes the ball, sends it far and wide, 🏌️♂️💥📏
But his putter’s a weapon, so best run and hide.
⛳️ Clubs break, balls fly, and the greens quake—Paddy’s game’s a legend in the making… or breaking!
Steve "Steveo" Meilinger
Career Record: 4-4-0
Steveo rolls in—no shoes, no fear, 🦶
Charging his watch off a cold can of beer.
He’s the handicap hero, the scorecard sage,
Running the tech like a wizard onstage.
Barefoot bandit, spreadsheets tight,
Updating your stats mid-round, mid-flight.
So if your app’s down or your score’s a mess,
Call Steveo—he’s tech support in a golf vest! 🤖💻
Jimmy Kocka
Career Record: 1-6-1
Meet Jimmy—Paddy’s right-hand man, the courtroom shark by day and strip club connoisseur by night. With a briefcase in one hand 💼 and a dollar, dollar bills in the other, 💵 he’s closing cases and making it rain like it's all in a day's work. Whether it’s winning in court or tipping dancers, Jimmy’s got his priorities straight—and they’re all about the fun.” 🍾
